Joke: 3 Ants

There were three ants. The three of them found a nice woman to spend the night on. The ants decided to split up and find the perfect spot to sleep on. The first ant went inside the woman's ear. The second ant went inside the woman's naval and the third ant went inside the woman's vagina.
The next day the three ants met up with each other and told each other of their experiences.
The first ant said, "All I heard was moaning."
The second ant said, "Hey, I heard the same thing."
The third ant said, "I couldn’t even sleep last night! There was some bald guy spitting all over me!"