Joke: Chocolate Man

A divorcee in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never experienced for herself if
the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered,

"OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. Show me what young black men do best."

So he beat her up and stole her stereo.