Dec 28, 2008

Joke: His Birthday

A man and woman had been married for 10-years. There sex life was good but she refused to do oral sex on him.
Every year for his birthday she would ask what do you want and every year it was the same answer, a blowjob.
So this year she consented.
Just as he was cuming in her mouth the phone rang.
She looked up and with a mouth full of cum and mumbled, 'What should I do?'
Her husband said, 'I don't know I am not a cocksucker, swallow or spit, but answer the phone.'
So she spit the cum on his chest, answered the phone, and handed to him saying, 'It's your mother she called you wish you a happy birthday!'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

just like a fucking woman!